"dual wielding is too dangerous and impractical to be effective in real life combat" dual wielding is cool and sexy and sick as fuck and he who makes his enemy look like a lame little punk ass loser has already won half the battle before he even starts fighting the war. sun tzu said that.
your local airline is pleased to announce we have recruited the “useless white male pilots” affected by the RAF recruitment scandal at a bargain salary. we would also like to remind you to read safety cards thoroughly and listen to the pre-flight briefing attentively.
"oh I'll just throw some scene ideas for this au in a doc"
"..."
"ok now this au is just a compilation of me hurting different children through millennia."
i’m choosing to build my basketball team aroubnd my buddy yggroth, who is 15 feet tall and weighs 800kg. he will be in charge of scoring. the rest of us will heal him.
